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"You should have seen the other 56.",
"Leaping from internet to internet, setting right what once went wrong.",
"Thanks to the unique way the internet is funded.",
"YOU SUCK!",
"C'est le website dans la discotheque magique!",
"Help, I've been trapped inside the internet by ghosts!",
"There's probably no Pob.",
"Congratulation visitor 457,281, you've won the internet!",
"Spellcasting: C-R-A-P!",
"When it was made, they found something wrong it.",
"57 varieties of rubbish!",
"Runner-up in Super Website 57 Awards 2008!",
"If you want to switch off the internet and do something worthwhile instead, turn to page 86. If not, read on!",
"Something witty goes here.");