Oh no!
January 18th, 2009
I haven’t blogged for days! This is mainly because of the amazing revelation I had that will change everything. Sadly I can only communicate this revelation by song and writing the song is quite hard because I do not know how to write songs! I don’t think this matters as I am such a naturally gifted artist that if I try hard enough the creative magic will happen despite my lack of training and practice!
I have done another comic, this one is about sex and also issues! One day it will probably be in a museum like Apollo 11 is! Don’t touch either of them or you will be thrown out of the museum.
I once begged a security guard to throw me out of my university’s Freshers Fayre as I was feeling extremely ill and trying to promote the student radio station to disinterested freshers is not recommended by top medical doctors. He made the threat of ejection as I was trying to use a side-exit rather than following the cardboard arrows directing me to push my way through thousands of students queuing up to get free biros. My eyes lit up. “Yes! Please, please throw me out!”
Reason, and a speedy return to bed, were not forthcoming. If only I’d known then what I know now. Stay tuned!
