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February 2nd, 2009
Oh man, do I hate swearing! I know what I’ll do, I’ll watch notoriously tame-mouthed TV chef Gordon Ramsay.
Then I’ll squash my dick in a vice and sue Black & Decker!
They should send someone round to smash the windows of anyone who complains about swearing on television to give them a sense of perspective. (This may seem harsh, but they can have them repaired for free if they apologise and promise never to do it again. I am nothing if not fair.)
On the other hand, perhaps the Channel 4 complaints department just misunderstood what all the people complaining about watching a f*cking c*nt actually meant.
Contrary to popular opinion swearing is big and clever. It’s rubbish when Gordon Ramsay does it though, because his face is an enormous testicle.