Now, I will go as far as agreeing that Frosties are quite nice,
although to be honest only about as nice as cornflakes with a lot of
sugar on top. I'm sure you can eat them up the Empire State, on a
date*, with a pi-rate, etc. But unless you like milky tables it is
inadvisable to try eating them from a plate. You stupid, stupid bastard.
Oh, and ABC1, given that your channel only appears to show about five different mediocre sitcoms, can you just take it as read that we either know or don't care and stop fucking advertising them in every single one of your ad breaks (Well done for doing trails that make Home Improvement look even less funny than it actually is!). It's quite good how your unique scheduling ensures John Ritter switches from being alive to being dead apparently at random in 8 Simple Rules For Raping My Teenage Daughter.
(*though showing more interest in breakfast cereal than trying to cop a feel may suggest that his teenage brother has some "issues".)
Oh, and ABC1, given that your channel only appears to show about five different mediocre sitcoms, can you just take it as read that we either know or don't care and stop fucking advertising them in every single one of your ad breaks (Well done for doing trails that make Home Improvement look even less funny than it actually is!). It's quite good how your unique scheduling ensures John Ritter switches from being alive to being dead apparently at random in 8 Simple Rules For Raping My Teenage Daughter.
(*though showing more interest in breakfast cereal than trying to cop a feel may suggest that his teenage brother has some "issues".)
