Do people who whine about Valentine's Day actually ever go outside? If
you're depressed by the thought of happy smiling people in
relationships surely just going anywhere remotely crowded will provide
more than enough fuel for your psychosis. And at least on Valentine's
Day you can console yourself with the thought that today they're doing
something romantic because THE MAN/Hallmark told them to and that he'll
be back to hitting her with his belt tomorrow, or something. As the
semen and tears mix at your feet.
